Posted by onestoprockstar on June 2, 2009
My mom knew how to box my presents in the most creative ways. She was the best boxer I ever knew….Oh. You didn’t think I was talking about fighting, did you? Well, my mom can pack a pretty mean punch too, I imagine.
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Posted by onestoprockstar on June 2, 2009
Put fork in meat.
Bring fork to mouth.
Tug off meat with mouth.
CHEW.
Swallow.
Congratulations!
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